Really good news for fans of delightfulness: Ron Funches (Conan, Montreal) is here!! We talk about the Black Mafia Family and the Lanford Mafia Family (Roseanne). He also reveals the secret to making him cry. Emily and Lisa are delirious and also still reeling from the terror that is Action Park’s Wikipedia page. Kara Klenk Yvette Bobalescu tells us how to rip the hair out of our crotches and other places.